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What To Do: He Won't Stop Calling After We Hooked Up Once.. Or Twice (Maybe Thrice)
Lol
i am not a bad person.
it is just a funny story.
This summer i met this boy that was so so fine. Apart from his amazing facial features, his personality also banged. After that day we talked everyday. You know how it goes now. When their obviously interested they will be calling and "checking up on you" everyday. So that's how it went for a few weeks. After a little while we hung out. We met at his house and it was really nice. He was the most perfect gentleman. He cooked rice, we ate and watched tv. Normal basic stuff.
The next time we saw each other it was a different story. I was very comfortable, probably because i was familiar with him and his house. This time around i cooked and we watched tv again. But we didn't do that for long because we went to his room after we ate.
We slept together and it was mind blowing.
This happened a few more times until i got back with my ex boyfriend, so obviously i could not see him anymore. And me i thought it was just a summer play play thing. But it seemed like he thought it was something more because some foolish people started asking me if i was his girlfriend. I told my boyfriend about it and he wanted to start forming anger. I was confused because we were not even together at the time. In fact the reason we had broken up in the first place was because he cheated. But i later decided that people make mistakes
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The summer boy now keeps calling and leaving me the cheesiest text messages. I haven't even been picking up. I don't know what to say.
If i'm the one that caught feelings now they'll say "someone cannot even play with your body again"
It'll have been a different story. I thought we were both being mature about it. Me I thought it was obviously just a no strings attached thing.
I'm thinking of calling and setting things straight but i already feel bad :(
- Anonymous.
Soooo Annoying: "I Invited Him Over, And All He Wanted To Do Was Eat"
ugh.
I had just started talking to this particular boy and things were going really good. Like, really good. Like, "i see myself dating this boy very soon" good. We had only seen each other once because he was busy at uni for half of the summer. I invited him over one weekend, and i got very excited because i couldn't wait to see him.
After a few hours he came over and we talked, amongst other things. As a very polite person i casually asked "oh, do you want anything?" i asked because normally people decline! but he didn't! he actually said he was hungry. Why this was a problem, was there wasn't anything edible to eat at my house at the time. And, i was home alone. He actually got excited because he wanted to see me cook. You know how boys get..
I told him there wasn't anything to eat, i even laughed about it. But he wasn't laughing oh. He was very serious. He pressed on it again that he was hungry. I now joked again saying he should order food. He now made a comment about how he thought i was one of the few girls who could make a good meal. That obviously he was wrong. Lol i got so angry. In my mind. I didn't actually show it. First impression now. I couldn't ruin that.
I now assured him that i was amazing at cooking. WHICH IS TRUE. I kissed him and kissed him again. He got into it, but after a while he said he wanted to leave, like he wasn't smiling. And i asked what was wrong, and then he said "since you don't want to give me food, i'm going home b"
At this point i was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS ONE. We had sex, is that one not okay? kmt. The truth was i was just lazy. I finally went to the kitchen and made spaghetti. Thankfully, he loved it.
- Tobi.
HELP: "My Brother Is Cheating On His Girlfriend: Do I Tell Her?"
My brother has been dating his girlfriend for about 2 years now. It's been great because we both have become so close, almost like best friends. It's been very easy because we're about the same age. Lately she has been very moody always complaining about my brother saying he's changing and that she has a feeling he might be cheating on her. I honestly did not bother finding out because i had not seen my brother with anyone else apart from her and i had a feeling she was just blowing things out of proportion like she always did. I always assured her that nothing was going on. That i was his sister, i would know. That was not true because i hadn't even bothered to find out.
One day i decided to just use style to ask my brother if there was any other girl, and he joked and said there are always other girls. But i didn't even know whether to take him seriously or not. I never spoke about it with his girlfriend because i knew she would have just started making noise. Until one day i overheard his friends talking about him being with another girl. I didn't know what to do. He's my brother, but then again.. She's my friend. If i tell her, my brother would almost kill me. And if i don't tell her and she finds out i knew, it might ruin our friendship. What should I do?
- Dolapo.
Girls Talk: My Not-So-Cliche Reactions To Cheating.
We've all talked about it once or twice, thrice or more. "What would you do if you caught your boyfriend, or (potential) boyfriend cheating on you?" Most boys think we'd crawl up under our beds, and sob sob sob... errr wrong. Well some of us just might.
"I would not even stress. If he cheated, he might as well go back and cheat again. These days you aren't even sure who's actually loyal to you, and who isn't. Finding out myself would probably lead to a break up. But if he tells me, if might lead to a break up too. Sometimes it all depends......."
"If he slept with someone else i wouldn't be able to handle it! He would have to reevaluate his life. I mean, i'm your girlfriend, "you love me" but you went ahead to have sex with someone else. bye."
"Lol, i don't know what the rest are saying but honestly i would probably just give him blue balls and then leave."
"It might be a problem but feelings easily fade away for me. Once i'm over something that's it really. And cheating is a big deal for me. So if it's something i can't see us moving past I'll let him know."
"I'll probably lose it at first. But then don't all men cheat? I'll be upset, but not as upset as i'll let him think.. I'll make him beg and beg and beg, but then of course i wouldn't end the relationship. Shit happens"
Oops!: He Walked In On Me Wearing A Menstrual Pad.
"My First Sensual Experience"
For once in my life i had decided to tag along with my best friend on an outing with a few of her male friends. I was very antisocial, i never went out much. I liked silence and just staying at home. The day before my best friend had called me boring. I found that very insulting because she had also added that i might probably die single and horny. They were all just going to chill at someone's house, Me I didn't understand how that was seen as fun. I still went even though it was the first day of my period, and i was fucking uncomfortable.
It was alright. I was quiet for most of it.
My best friend left me in the sitting room for at least 3 hours because she went somewhere quieter with some boy she was having a thing with. About an hour later all the boys got hungry and decided we should all go out to get something to eat. I wasn't really bothered, i just wanted to go home. The boys had thought i was "too quiet" because all i did was say Hi when we got there and watched them play video games all through.
While they were ordering what they wanted i felt "heavy" and decided to go to a toilet nearby to check because of course i had brought a sanitary pad along. When i got to the toilet it was empty, i was happy. I got to the cubicle and put it on, i realized i had left my purse on the island where the sinks are and got scared because my phone and other things were inside and anyone could take it.
I don't know how i got so stupid, but while my underwear was still around my knees, instead of me to put it on and get my purse i just ran out like that. Because i was planning on being very swift. So my jeans were way below on my ankles, and my underwear with my sanitary pad on clear view were around my knees. I ran out of the cubicle expecting to get my purse and get back in because there wasn't still anyone in the toilet. Immediately i got out, the door opened. And i almost died when i saw it was one of the boys i came with.
Till today i don't know what he was looking for there. In a fucking girls bathroom.
Thankfully he never spoke about it to me, or hopefully to anyone.
"My First Sensual Experience"
So I was in year 9 when this happened. I just got over a heartbreak (another story for another day), and I was feeling let's say emotionally unstable. Then this guy (year 12) who had been on my case for a while came to my class (exams were over) and decided to flirt with me (mind u I was vulnerable).
So we went upstairs (secluded part) and next thing u know I was on the wall and there was literally no space between our bodies. I couldn't breathe! I was like 'oh God, what's this' but then I was also like 'don't stop!'. It was nerve racking! I had never been that close to a guy before (no, not even when I hugged b'cause I always hugged from the side). I could feel and smell our bodies as he held my waist and smelt my skin! Damn! I still get so high thinking of it. Well that was all to it. No kissing (I'm not into the whole exchange of saliva thing) and no sex (I wouldn't have gone that far anyway). I stopped it tho I really don't know where I got the strength.
I see it more as a divine intervention...say it wasn't meant to be coz someone higher than me wanted something different. Anyway I'm happy nothing happened coz I'm savoring my first kiss for a better man!
Love
Anon.
5 Things You'd Only Hear When You're Single
sometimes, (maybe most times) being single can seem so wonderful. But from time to time, everyone gets lonely and then having those people around who constantly feel the need to leave snide comments make the whole situation annoying and uncomfortable.
1 - "Wow, you're so pretty! How are you single?"
errrrrrrr, can you not..
2- "Don't worry, you're going to meet someone perfect soon"
who says i'm looking???? sorry, can't i just be enjoying being single?
3- "That your Ex.. He didn't deserve you"
obviously.
4- "I heard your ex has a girlfriend now"
did i ask you, though??
5- "It's so clear you're still hung up on your ex"
it's so clear that no one asked you.
Girls Talk: Picky With Food, Picky With Boys
Sometimes we aren't sure if we want that hot dog with ketchup, or with mustard, or if we just want a burger even! Sometimes we're just as picky with boys the boys we date, or boys we get with. Or just boys in general.
well, welcome.
let's call it "standards" you raise your standards high, so just not any one can meet up with it. But you see, that's not exactly MY problem. People usually ask this question when you're still on a "Hey! Hi! Let's get to know each other" basis..
"what do you look for in a guy or a girl"
i used to get so annoyed whenever i got asked this question, because i wasn't actually sure. What exactly do they mean? Well, here's my usual answer to this very cliche question.
"I'm not sure exactly, i realized i'm very attracted to boys with intellectual minds. You know people who you could have literally any type of conversation with. Someone who you can talk to, vibe with.."
Here are what you Girls had to say about:
- What exactly it is you're picky about.
- What puts you off.
- What it is you look out for.
In terms of personality i'd say my ideal guy has to be funny, thoughtful, caring, brilliant, easily relatable, sweet, romantic, nice! and mature.
Looks- I really want to date a white man! LOL. But being more realistic, i'd say tall, not "so buff", a lot of facial hair, brown eyes, nice lips and broad shoulders.
In general i'd love a great listener, someone i can easily talk to (can't emphasize on that enough) a trust worthy, God fearing person that's honest. The list is endless.
- Tomisin
I HATE boys that try to feel very bad ass with themselves. Telling you how many girls they've been with, and just bragging about what these so called girls did to/with them. It really puts me off. And well, i love tall and hairy boys.
- Teniola.
oh God, i hate smelly feet! i don't really like boys that are TOO good looking, because i'd think they'd easily cheat. I love a good sense of humor because i say the most random things.
- Tiffany.
sometimes i think i'm too picky. It can go from "I don't like the way he randomly bites on his nails" to " i suddenly don't like the way he walks" I guess i just look for someone i can be myself around. oh! i love a guy who's his own person. Doesn't care what other people are doing, his friends especially. He does his own thing.
- Anon.
Boys who can't kiss, or simply do not know how to please you. ew
- Anon
Summer 2014 Secrets Part I.
Two weeks into July, my best friend had seemed to have moved on. But not so much her boyfriend. He always kept whining about her, and sometimes wishing he hadn't ended it, which was so stupid because i kept reminding him how she had cheated multiple times. Anyhow, this went on till late July. One weekend, we all stayed at another of our friend's apartment, because we all wanted to get turnt that weekend. On friday night, after getting back to the apartment from a dinner another friend of ours held everyone else was quick to fall asleep except me and BB (Best friend's boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend.) We talked some more about his past relationship, and how he's tired of the whole girl friend thing. I advised him, and then that was it. Till he started going on and on about how much of an amazing girl i am. And how he doesn't know how he never thought of it till now, and that if he wasn't so put off at the fact of having a girlfriend, i'd be his. I laughed and laughed. And told him he was clearly high. He denied it, and asked if i hadn't ever thought of him in another way. I laughed some more, and denied it. I shouted at him that we were friends and that he should not even try to complicate it.
I stood up, and went to the other room that i slept in. I tried to sleep but i couldn't. and it was because i had just realised i was so tired. Tired of failed relationships and trying and trying again. I really started to think a lot. I slept off for about 30 minutes, then woke up again. It was really late. about 2am i think. I don't even know how this happened, but i went back to his room (BB's room) i think a part of me wished he'd be asleep so as not to make this stupid mistake i was about to. But he wasn't. He was on the phone, but told the person he'd call back later after he saw me.
Lol at what happened next. I swear it felt like a movie. I took off my clothes, and was left in just my underwear. I was shaking, but i didn't care. He looked at me so surprised for what felt like 5 hours, till he stood up and kissed me. Long story short, we hooked up that night.. and continued all summer. It was a strict just physical relationship.
And i swear to you nothing got awkward between us. It only got more interesting infact.
Except, not once has he ever hinted that he wants a relationship, because i think i might have caught feelings.
And my best friend has no idea, about anything.
5 Lessons Learned In 2014.
one: People are still so ignorant. Especially boys. Apparently, if your'e a virgin & you don't bleed, you will get broken up with because you "Lied" -Stay away from dumb people.
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two: don't drink and drive.
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three: Never go and just "buy something across the street" looking like a complete drug dealer. Because you will run into your friends, along with your ex.
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four: never eat sharwarma in public.
five: "no new friends" ?
please i want new friends!
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Worst Kissing Stories
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- Someone had asked me to kiss him the following day so i got prepared the next morning. Man i was excited unknown to me that the mouthwash i was about to use was expired. We ended up kissing and both him and his friends laughed and teased me.
- I went to see a movie with a girl who i thought was pretty. We had ended up kissing and her mouth smelt like stew. She was sitting on me at the time, i stood up and left.
- My worst kiss was with my boyfriend at the time. It was our first kiss and the first thing he did was have his tongue down in my mouth. kmt
- Have you ever been kissed by someone who bites your tongue?! well i have. The worst
- I got kissed by a girl whose breath tasted like onions.
- I had really liked this girl, she was playing hard to get so it was really hard to kiss her but i had thought it was worth it, the wait. Cause i really liked her. When i finally got to kiss her i was so disappointed. She was a dog
- My worst kiss was with my brothers friend. Lets just say after the kiss my face was wet.
- My girlfriend isn't the best kisser Lol. But i love her and i'm used to it
- I backed out of a kiss one day because i had realised i forgot to brush my teeth that day lol! Imagine if i hadn't
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Confessions Of A Not So Lousy Kisser.
The first day i realised i wasn't the greatest kisser in the world was when i had made out with this one boy and after he had asked where the bathroom was. He was in there for about 30 minutes and right after he came out of the bathroom he wasn't so interested in making out any more. He made up an excuse of him having to leave and then he left.
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what was it with kissing anyway? Are there techniques or something? was there something you had to do? where there secret classes that taught you how to be a great kisser?
This went on for a while. I'd kiss a boy and either that'll be the last time i'd see him or there'd be some awkward silence after and he'd leave. I told my friends and these are the things they came up with.
I'm a bad kisser because..
- I have bad breath
- I use tongue too much (But i crossed that off because i know i don't and mostly because its guys that do that. I don't know what it is with guys and that.)
- I have bad breathe
- I do the whole 'Lip biting' thing a bit too hard
- I have bad breathe
- I'm a dog
They really stressed the 'Bad breathe' thing because apparently it's the most common. But i assured them i didn't have bad breathe. I even had to breathe in front of one of their faces to show them but they accused me of cheating cause i was chewing gum at the time, oh please. After a while i gave up. So what if I'm not the best kisser? That isn't such a bad thing i told myself to feel better
Then i happened to meet this one boy i liked SOOOOO much. we got along so well everything was perfect. But then there came the time when we were about to kiss for the first time
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I really wanted to back out because i didnt want to mess things up :(
everything was going so fine, and now i was going to mess it up. Anywhoo before i could back out he was already kissing me. I kissed him back already expecting the worst. He later leaned back and had this smirk on his face. "I think you're confusing my lips for your gum"
I realised i usually always had a gum in my mouth. That really doesn't explain much because i doubt i always had a gum in my mouth every time i was kissed, but that's a start! I'm not a terrible kisseeeerrrrrrrrr. well i'm not as bad as i thought i was. Me and the boy who said the thing about confusing his lips for my gum started dating shortly after, and we're still dating. He understand i'm not the best kisser in the world, and he's okay with it Lol x
- T
"Waiting by the phone For him to Call.
stupid?"
I used to watch these kind of things in the movies and laugh at the girls who actually held their phone all day waiting for some guy they met at a party or something to call. And in the movies the boys actually ended up calling. but not in my case. I met a boy at my friends barbeque party in december. It was really cool. the conversation was easy. no stress. Then came the part when the party was over and i had to leave. No one's really on bbm anymore, so he asked for my number and said he'd call, not whatsapp me. call. so i was really looking forward to that. and i dont know why because my friends said you cant trust any boy you meet at parties these days cause they all want one thing. but i really dont care cause i liked his smile looool. and i had a great time with him. too bad he hasn't called. am i stupid for waiting? i usually am not this sappy.
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It's been almost a week btw....
Anon.
Hey Anon,
Lol, no you aren't stupid. Although, i suggest you forget about it. you know, the more you have your mind focused on it, the more it's going to seem like forever. And how much do i hate when someone promises to call and doesn't. But you never know, he might be trying to take him time. If you've ever watched how i met your mother you might remember barney stinson saying a guy should wait at least 3 days before calling a girl. This guy might just be waiting a week lol. I'm sure he'd eventually call. And If he does don't make it seem like you've been waiting for the call. And, well if he doesn't.. His loss
x
Girls Talk:
What Happened When I Went"Au Naturel"
My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years, There was a time in our relationship when i couldn't EVER let myself see him without make up. But now i'm so comfortable with him, and i don't even bother making myself up unless we're going out for a party or a dinner or something. The first time it happened, i remember he had said i looked "Different" but it was a good different. I mean....
Lol, so here's how it all started.
It was about 3 months into our relationship. We had just started dating, and i really wasn't comfortable yet. I might not look that awful without make up. I might look pretty good infact, I just wasn't ready to get THAT comfortable yet. We had just started dating, i didn't want him to run away now Lmao. So one day i was hanging with just him and his friends and they were just messing about as usual talking about how you can't even trust females these days, that there's everything of everything. How your girl can even have a fat nose but you won't know because of the whole "make up thing" Me, i was just laughing. Imagine, i was laughing. Me that my face was coevered with make up, i was still laughing. But what was i to do? Although, i was quiet. I didn't add any comments, i was just laughing. So was my boyfriend lol. They now turned to me, and said "you too you use make up?" "You want to lie?" Lmao, it was all banter really because everyone was just laughing but GOD I felt so uncomfortable, because there these boys were talking about how girls cover their faces with make up, and i was there with my own face covered with the same amount of make up they were saying was usually "too much" on girls. Me i just laughed, i didn't answer the question. Then one of them now said to my boyfriend "you two should shower together one day, then rub her face off with soap welllllllll" Everyone laughed at that, but not me..
It was paining mmmmmmmmmeee. But i was just like
You know how boys are now, they'd act like they don't care but they actually do, so they'd make a little side comment about it in the form of a joke. So as we were driving back home he was like "I'm sure you don't use that much make up" that one made me smile oh. But then he just had to say "but you don't use that much make up right?" that's when i figured what he's dumb single friends said ad gotten to him. I told him i didn't.
I lied.
Although, i don't actually use that much make up. I usually just have mascara and foundation/powder on. When girls are busy contouring and highlighting their faces. And there i was feeling somehow.
so from that day i decided to go "Au naturel"
at the time i had just taken out my weave, so i had my natural hair out, so my going "Au naturel" for a little while" was going well. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming to my house that evening, so beforehand i had a few of my friends over. Just to chill. Honestly, I wanted their opinion on how i looked. I usually am not this insecure lol. It's just his friends that made me think. That day they were being so stupidly blunt. Talking about how their so sure no girl looks good without make up. And that that's why their faces are always covered. so dumb.
My "you can always count on me" friends didn't even show up till minutes before my boyfriend was supposed to show up too. When they had got there they told me he was downstairs with his friends. I was angry. What more did i need than his ignorant friends to tell me how i looked like i had serious malaria. I was questioning my decision to look natural. I finally decided to go downstairs.
One of my friends was now like "why are you looking like this?" Lol, that just made me feel like shit. But then she was just messing with me considering my friends have seen me at my worst.
so well, to not make this long. Remember at the beginning when i said the first time it happened he had said i looked a "Good different" yeah, this was that time. We've been together a long time now, and i love him so much :D I just decided to say that cause i'm going to make him read this lol.
and yes, his friends teased me still.
but i was like
Lol, thanks if you feature this x
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Lol, loved this so much i had to ask a few girls.. "Ever decided to go to a party, or any event without make up? or has your #1 ever seen you au naturel? (no weaves, no makeup)"
"Lol what is make up? I've never actually made myself up well because the fact of looking so glamorous and pretty and then having to wash it all off and then having to look back at your plain self in the mirror is heartbreaking. It can lower your self esteem in fact"
"My boyfriend sees me without make up all the time"
"I don't really wear make up all the time. But i've never not worn make up to an event or party. AH their usually cameras around now. Can't allow that"
"is wearing just foundation make up? cause that's all I do"
"so what if you wear make up all the time? Of course i wear make up to events. You don't see all these celebrities on the red carpet going au naturel."
"I love putting on make up and making other people up. It's magical. Being able to turn a 'not so pretty' face into a million dollar face."
"Wake up, wake up, gotta get this paper, get this cake up. Gotta do my hair, gotta put on makeup"
"Make up is king. Miss me with that "I'm going au naturel" bs"
"I don't wear that much make up. I'm plain 87% of the time. And yeah, i can go to a party without make up, If i'm in a relationship lol. If i'm single? nah you never know who you'd meet ;) "
"boys like making such a big deal over girls who use make up. Always saying they want their babes plain. Like you'd approach the plain girl in a club over the gorgeous long haired girl in a tight dress. Yes, if you're au naturel you wouldn't be wearing tight dresses now, right? in my books, au naturel is nude. I expect a girl who says she's going au naturel to be in plain jeans and a plain t shirt with normal hair and a plain face. Your typical plain jane."
Diary Of A Teenage Girl:
"Why Does It Say 2̶1̶2̶ 737 Men?"
I'm sure everyone's aware of the cologne 212 men? Well i happened to get "737 men" and din't even realise because i was in such a hurry to give the person the present. It was a boy i liked, and it was his birthday. When i gave him the gift it was about a week after his birthday, we had had a fight, that's why i gave him late. How i got the gift was.. At my uni, there's a girl at my hall that happened to sell perfumes and stuff, so i decided not to go through the stress of going to any store. I heard she sold nice perfumes and stuff, and i really am ignorant when it comes to perfumes and things like that, so i had no idea it was fake because honestly, i bought it from her for quite a price. I then took it to the boy and gave him along with a card, he opened the perfume and started laughing, spraying it up and down. He then called his friends to laugh with him after he had shown them the perfume and they had seen "737 men". He then asked me in front of his friends "Why does it say 737 men?" I felt so embarrassed but i acted like nothing had happened, And it was also so disrespectful of him. And then i tore the card, because he had been playing with the card up to the point where he had left it half torn, so i just tore it. Such a stupid boy. Couldn't even appreciate anything.
- Anon.
"Say Hello to An F**k Boy"
- S
Boys Talk:
"Friend Zone.. Unconscious effort Sometimes."
So there's this girl, she's my little cousin's friend and she followed me on twitter,that stupid twitter won't tell you their age oo and that instagram too. She was like a proper babe. Shasha she dm'd a brother first ;) telling me about my writing and everything. Then I was prompted to set the p. So after lot of talk sha. She ended up liking me and she's actually a very decent girl but she was too young and once I knew that I just started speaking like an uncle to her like Her: "Hey baby" me: "Hello, how are your studies?" One time I even asked about her health. It was awful. So I knew inside me I'd have to friend zone her to avoid jail. And so yeah, it was an unconscious Effort.
- Dayo.
My friend's sister is literally one of the prettiest girls i've ever met, and she really isn't like most girls. My guys are always talking about her, and then most of them want to give her, but then what i like about her is she isn't that type of girl. We're close, mostly because her brother's my main guy, but really because we get along too well. I won't say i put her in my friend zone, but i guess i did. And i didn't even know when. But really because she's my friend's sister. The minute i met her, it was a no go area. But you really never know...
- Anon
Funniest Lies Diaries:
"It's My First Time too"
okay so i really liked this girl, we started going out about a year after we met. It took me that long to ask her out because i really didn't want a relationship at the time, but she took me off the market lol. So basically as time went by, the more intimate the relationship got. At the time, she was a virgin.. and i wasn't. But she didn't know that. The actual reason i blew off telling her was because one time she had talked about us having sex, and then she just assumed i was a virgin also, i have no idea why. I even thought she was joking because i laughed. Now here's the funny part. She didn't end up losing her virginity to me. Every time we had wanted to do it she got scared and backed out. But then later on in our relationship i had found out she cheated on me. I couldn't even believe it. I won't get into detail. So one day, I'll still not get into detail. I happened to be with a friend of ours, and here's the best part. Not that i was trying to get my girlfriend at the time angry, but i got with a friend of hers. And right before it happened, the friend had told me it was her first time. And what could i say? "It's My First Time too"
Best day ever just btw. And not even because it got my girlfriend furious and she ended up calling her friend a "whore" Lol, girls. Same girl who cheated on me with some random boy.
"I Love You" Him: "......."
He didn't say anything. At least i think he even smiled and said something about seeing me later. And then he drove off. LOL MY HEAD WAS ON THE FLOOOOOOR. I WAS LIKE WHUUUTTT. Honestly that night was the worst for me. He didn't even call, like i expected him to, to at least say something. But well basically, about two days later. He told me the reason he hadn't said anything was because it came as a suprise but he loved me too. We're still together and everything, but sometimes i think he just said it cause i said it...
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Diary Of A Teenage Girl: What happened in the Changing Room.
It was summer, and my friends and i decided to go swimming. It was a saturday. I brought up the idea actually because i had just ordered the cutest swimwear! (It was a bikini) And i honestly just really wanted to show it off. And not just because. There was this one boy that had always gone swimming on Tuesdays and Thursdays, And i had always tried to get his attention but he never really seemed to give it to me. He was really tall and honestly one of the finest boys i had ever seen.
I asked my friends if they knew him, they didn't. I asked them to ask their boyfriends, and their boyfriend's friends. They didn't. Although i doubt my friends actually asked their boyfriends, or anything. So on this Saturday i got to the pool area right on time. He was there, swimming already. I quickly got to the changing room and changed as fast as i could, i looked exactly like i wanted to. Really good. So then I got out. When i got out he wasn't there, in the pool any more. So i just sat in the pool for a while, but he still didn't show. Then i and my friends decided to leave. I wasn't looking so good in my bikini any more. I was sad. I was still moping around, so my friends got changed quickly and left me there In the changing room. After sitting there a while i decided to just leave. My towel was wrapped around me, i took it off and then decided to get changed. Right at this moment, i looked back and saw myself staring at someone. I screamed. what thhhhhhhhhe fuckkkk. The person turned around.
The person apologised and said "I'm so sorry. Two girls told me to come in here, that someone was looking for me?" Those two stupid idiots i call my friends. Yes the person was the boy i ordered a not so cheap bikini for, just because i wanted him to notice me. He apologised again, and walked out. I haven't seen him since that day. Did he change country clubs? i honestly don't know. But he saw me half naked! Actually, he didn't. I was still actually in my bikini when he saw me. Which is why i don't quite get why he was so embarrased, maybe he was gay? of course that has to be it. I mean he didn't notice this hot tamale. Lol!
"Short Dress? veet, where are you?"
Alright, so it was about 7pm and i was getting dressed to go to some prom. I found out minutes earlier that there had been an extra ticket to the prom by a friend of mine, so that's when i started getting dressed. You're probably wondering what i mean by "extra ticket" yeah well, for this prom you needed a ticket to enter. And the day before the person i was supposed to be going with (it was his schools prom) couldn't get an extra ticket. so i had already forgotten about it, till i got message from my friend letting me know he had an extra ticket. so i was supposed to be Suprising the boy i liked. yeah? yeah. you're probably also wondering where i'm going with this. Hearing that, i went to my wardrobe and picked out a dress. It was short. you're probably like "why didn't you pick out a long dress? wasn't it a prom?" the long dresses i had at the time where really.. too much. I would have really outdone myself. Let's just say i would have been looking like Cinderella. No, like really. no exaggeration intended.
okay, maybe not exactly like this. But almost close. Don't ask me why i had dresses like this..
so yeah. I decided to go with a plain light pink body con short dress. Then i realised my legs were not looking as smooth as i wanted them to. Ladies, you get me? or maybe that was just my mind playing with me. I mean, i wanted to look perfect. It was a prom right? right. I searched my room for my veet, i couldn't find it. i was so frustrated at this time because my mom kept reminding me how the driver had been waiting outside for almost an hour. I asked my mom if she had seen the veet, she said it had finished. Then what do my eyes fall on? a bloody shaving stick. i can tell you i had an angel and a devil on my shoulders like you see in those comedy movies. so, i took it and hopped in the shower. as i was about to use it, there comes my mom knocking on the bathroom door reminding me how wicked i was for letting a man stay in a car for almost 2 hours now. Then after that she just yells at me to hurry up.. thank you Mom. It was partially her fault as to what happened next.
I RUSHED.
I BLOODY RUSHED.
WHO RUSHES WHILE SHAVING? WITH A SHAVING STICK? NO ONE.
But yeah, i was singing in the shower, bla bla. nothing could go wrong at this moment i thought. until i started shaving below my left knee.. and then it happened.
i couldn't even say anything. i just bandaged it and left.
here's the best part? everyone noticed the girl in the short dress. but not the plastered leg.
it was a great night.
just don't ever use a shaving stick when in a hurry. Even when veet fails you.
- Yours truly.
Why I Had to Hit That
actually, no reason. She was hot, and she was allowing me. The only problem was she was my sisters friend. Every week, my sister would be bringing new faces to our house.. I usually tried to talk to the fine ones, but they were always forming. One day my sister came home with this girl. She said that had been her friend since primary school. Naso. Problem with my sister is she's too friendly. I'm still sure she met the girl on twitter. But what was my own? I was not complaining. The girl was hot dawwwwggg. And she was feeling the boy too. She started coming to my house almost everyday to "see" my sister. That was when my sisters room became the place i used to forget things. "have you seen my boxers, i think when it was washed they brought it to your room" "what's my slippers doing here now? why are you always wearing my slippers? why's it in your room now?" I'm the one that put the slippers there oh. Those are some of the things I used as excuses to be entering my sisters room. And i used to enner shirtless btw ;-) So basically, me and the girl (my sisters friend) started talking a lot. I added her on my bbm, alla that. sha, one day when my sister wasn't home, the girl came over. And you know what happened next.
this went on for a while. Then it got to a time i was tired. ameannn, issokay now. This girl did not want to allow. It got so bad i had to lie to her and say that what we'd been doing was not good, that i had started to feel bad. That she's my sisters friend now, ahnahn. You think that one phased her? no. I even found out i was her boyfriend, apparently. What happened to giving and going? wasn't that one clear from the start? not to her oh. The girl was mad, i was getting vexed, what type of people were my sister having as friends sef? the girl did not want to leave me ahlone oh. Then i just decided to just continue with what we had been doing lol. she was hot after all.
then mans got tired again. And i was actually tired this time. i had been eating one cake for a long time, i needed to try a different flavour. And this one wasn't even one of those nice cakes that you can take home and keep in your freezer. No. This one was one of those sample cakes you try and then, you know.. that's it. i set things straight with her. she called me a bastard. lol i was a happy bastard. i told my sister to stop talking to her, that she was a bad influence. but of course now.. can't be letting these skreps influence my sister
- Anon.
Big A$$ And A Bad Breath
This happened a long time ago. Sha I was looking for hoes to give, my friend told me had a hoe, surprisingly she turned out to live in my Estate. Sure banks I started setting p immediately, the girl wasn't the finest but all other components were liveee!!! She was boring to talk to, I sha managed to continue setting the p, I did the usual tests to check if she a hoe, she passed, so that was a good sign. So I was free one day, I called her up to meet me at my G's house in the Estate, she agreed, no wahala. She finally came, then one disgusting aroma hit my nostrils, ewoo. Sha Konji overcame the odour, I took her upstairs, as I was trying to now get close to the body as I was setting the p, the odour almost killed me, I entered my friends room and sprayed perfume on my fingers and rubbed it on my upper lips, so I'll end up smelling the perfume. I went back to where I left her, I tried again but man that one na badman odour, I went back to my friends room for more perfume, did this like 5 times, as I was sure that I go give her no matter the body odour, she just started talking about church and how she'll convert me to Jehovah's witness. My life, so after all this stress. I just put my hand in my pocket, played a song when she was not looking, then I formed like I picked up a call, then begged to leave that my G's momsy is coming back. I took her out, I said we'll talk later. If I hear, I never whatsapped her Jehovah witness ass again, she now whatsapped me one time, I just told her I had to read even though it was summer holiday, she eventually stopped whatsapping me. Moral Lesson: Make sure the babe isn't a Jehovah's Witness before inviting her to your crib.
- Nnamdi.
"Shoplifter"
so one weekend my friend and i decided to go shopping. We didn't have any money so we were actually going window shopping. We got there blah blah we were just looking. Then we got to the jeans section where they pile and pile up jeans. It was so frustrating, seeing so many gorgeous things you want but can't afford at the moment because your unfair parents aren't around to give you your allowance for the month. (Yes i was very bitter) i had told my friend that i wanted to leave, it was heartbreaking. But she didn't want to. YESSSSSSSSS, By the way. Before we entered the store there was this security guard that kept eyeing us. So yeah, she didn't want to leave. She was enjoying herself window shopping. Then I saw it. They were gorgeous, they were beautiful, they were stunning, they were.. they were studs. Earring studs. For a pound. So no they weren't any of those things i mentioned before. So what was the harm in me grabbing it and putting it in my coat pocket? Nothing, no harm. I deserved something. I had been window shopping with my (very energetic) friend for almost 3 hours. Oh God, why did you take those studs is what i thought when i realised the security guard who had been eyeing us earlier on started looking at us even more. He was looking at my friend very closely. I was wondering why.. had she swiped something too. Because she hadn't even known when i grabbed the earrings. In my defence i found the earrings beside a pile of jeans. So some idiot shopper must have dropped it there. That's when my friend decided it was time to go. Honestly, i really wanted to drop the earrings back. What if when i pass by the doors, sirens start to beeeeeeeepppp! Is what was going on through my mind at the time. My friend grabbed my arm towards the door.. My heart was beating. Then he grabbed me. The security guard. I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD. Then he looked down at my sweaty face and said "What's your friends number?"
Diary Of A Happy Teenager
"My Bestfriend"
My friends always told me i was going to end up liking him. They always told me, i never actually listened, why should i? He was my bestfriend. Turns out i was actually in denial. Me and him had been bestfriends for almost 9 years. We had met in primary school. We didn't go to the same high school but his school was just about an hour from mine, so we saw eachother everyday. I dated boys just to try to get over him. I never really liked any of them, i honestly just liked him. He used to tease me and say i'd end up lonely because i always ended things with everyboy i'd ever dated. He thought i was picky, when i really was not. I wanted him. Whenever he used to come to my house and sometimes eat dinner with my family i used to change in front of him. I did that on purpose. The first time it happened he was very uncomfortable, but then i made it seem like it was no big deal. He finally got used to it. That wasn't the plan. He wasn't supposed to get used to it, it was supposed to make him want me, but it hadn't worked. My friends finally KNEW i liked him, i didn't deny it anymore, they told me to just tell him how i felt. Easier said than done really. I didn't tell him and i never planned to. That was until he got himself a girlfriend. CHRIST i was furious. I didn't even know i could get so mad. And he was always usually with this girl! Whenever we were supposed to hang out he'd always have brought her along. I really couldn't handle it anymore. I slowly stopped hanging out with him. I thought he didn't care. About a week later he came to my house ... With his girlfriend. I didn't come out of my room. What the fuck? about 30 minutes later i decided to go downstairs. He was watching tv but i couldn't find his girlfriend. I asked where she was and he said he had told her to leave. I asked him why he said because he noticed it upset me whenever she was around. I denied it. He obviously knew i was lying. That day was the best day of my life. Mainly because the next thing he said after that, i can never forget. After i had denied it he asked why i never told him how i've always felt, he told me he knew right from the start when i started changing in front of him, he said it actually did turn him on, but he could never admit it. I finally told him how i'd always felt. And i know it's no suprise but he'd felt the same way too. He's more than my bestfriend now.
Confessions of (You might say) Your Typical Teenage Girl
"regret"
i broke up with my boyfriend of a year and a half with the excuse that i got tired of the relationship. That was a lie. Here's how it started. i met.. Let's call him B. I met B after i had started dating my boyfriend. He was my boyfriends friend. We became close instantly. We had one of those relationships were you two are like best friends but then you know you're both attracted to eachother. We never talked about it, until the day he told me how he's always felt and we kissed and other stuff. I couldn't get enough of this boy, he was like a drug i was really addicted to. I could talk to him about anything. He could talk to me about anything. We were good together. Then there came the time when i had to end things with my boyfriend. Of course i couldn't tell him i had been seeing his friend on the side, and i was dumping him for his friend.. hell No. i told him i had loved him to much to hurt him, that i couldn't go on with the relationship any longer, that i was tired. And i had been tired for a while now. The truth was i still loved my boyfriend, but i loved B more. There was a difference. B made me feel a way no one had ever made me feel. I was In Love with him. My boyfriend didn't take it the way i thought he would. He begged. He told me he loved me, he told me we should still try to make it work, he asked if he had gotten boring? he said he could change that, so many things. I felt so awful. But that didn't change my feelings for B. I ended it with my boyfriend and started dating B. months later my boyfriend found out i was dating B. I couldn't even look him in the face. He looked at me like i was trash. I honestly didn't blame him but at the time i really didn't care. My relationship with B was going great .. Up until i noticed his change in our relationship, almost like he couldn't be bothered anymore. It became so bad that we didn't even talk for about a week. I couldn't take his change of attitude anymore which is when i finally broke the silence. I asked why he had been acting like a stranger, here's what he said "We've been together for what? 7 months? that's a long time, i don't think we should go on with this relationship. It isn't the same. It's boring" he broke up with me. He broke up with me. "It isn't the same. It's boring". About a month later, i found out he got himself a new girlfriend. I was an idiot, my mistake for not realising he was the type who was always looking for something new. "A new toy to play with". I know this is rather stupid to say, but i miss my old boyfriend.
Diary Of A Teenage Girl
"One Of His Girls"
i had always liked this boy. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS. My friend's sometimes used to even ask if i liked him, I always laughed it off, as if it was impossible or stupid. Like "Why should i like him? kmt" that was just me forming. I liked him. Why was i pretending i didn't you might be wondering? Because he had a girlfriend. Who was one of those girls everyone liked. + he was a dick. So i'd heard. You know, one of those boys that give girls, lead them on and Ex them. Basically one of those boys that after being SO romantic with the girl, he'd later be asking "I wonder why she caught feelings", or so i'd heard. That still didn't change the way i felt about him honestly. This boy charmed me. Juju. Long story short, he got to find out i had liked him. He made it seem like he liked me, all that.. A lot happened between us. And at the end of the day, that was it.. He was done. I was one of his girls. So what i heard was right. Honestly, i didn't even care. It was fun while it lasted really
Diary Of A Teenage Girl:
"What I Don't Understand"
What i don't understand sometimes is why boys fall in and out of relationships. And not boys actually, both girls and boys. So basically i don't understand why people fall in and out of relationships anyhow. Some time ago i had met this boy, it was one of those times where you start talking to someone but then it seems like you guys have known each other for such a long time because the conversations are always so effortless and easy. Honestly, it was so easy to like him. and I did like him, just until he told me he had just got out of a relationship, CHILL. We were in July at the time, he had said he had just got out of a relationship in June, I could tell he was even lying that it had been closer than that. After that i found out he had been in a relationship weeks before we had even started talking. AFTER THAT, i found out again, he dated two girls at a time. The whole situation just turned me off completely. For me i don't understand why you'd be falling in and out of relationships anyhow. It was obvious the boy wasn't even serious. He's obviously one of those boys that ask you out to just give you.
- Anon
My Most Embarrassing Moment:
"Dance baby, Dance"
So one day i was bored at home watching tv. My brothers friends were in his room. So after a while my favourite song came on, i was so bored i decided to stand up and DANCE. And i DANCED and danced. I forgot i wasn't home alone, i forgot my brothers friends were even around. I was just dancing. You know the way you dance when you think you're alone. Like a mad person. I was just really having my fun. That was until the song finished and i looked back and saw my brother and his friends laughing. I found out they had been there the whole time
- Anon
#RememberSeptember
My Most Embarrassing Moment:
"Can you put some lip balm on next time?"
So i had just started dating this boy & then it had come to the part where we were supposed to have our first kiss. This was back when i was in high school. So we went to a corner in my school to have our first kiss loooool. And then well it took us a while. We were young and stupid. But then when it finally happened he had a puzzled look on his face and said "Can you put some lipbalm on next time?" imagine the look on my face. I told my friends and they almost died
- Anon
Diary of a teenage girl:
"Your Friend Didn't tell you..?"
Typical day for me and my friends, me on the phone complaining to them how much of an idiot my boyfriend is. Them calling ME the idiot saying why they still can not understand why i haven't broken up with him. "Yes yes, i know he can be somehow sometimes, i know we fight a lot but i love him you guys" and that's when they would laugh, laugh at me for being so gullible. "If he loved you he wouldn't treat you this way this guy. Last week you heard he kissed that stupid girl, you asked him he didn't deny it, what else do you want" is what they had said as well. I had been dating this boy for almost 9 months, we met through mutual friends, and honestly the first time i met him i had liked him, rather cheesy i know. But it's the truth. At first when we had started dating, he was the best. Nothing more could i ask for in a relationship. Calling everyday, coming to see me as much as he could, leaving me random unexpected messages, everything. My friends loved him. Two months later everything changed, he hardly called, when i did he always made it seem like i was bothering him, all of that. When i used to complain to my friends about him hardly calling anymore they used to sometimes joke and say "Lol, maybe the sex sucks" they were joking but it really made me think, what if they were right? Anyway, one weekend i was at a party. I had come with my boyfriend. When we got inside he left me and went to have fun with his friends, as usual. Long story, short. I became really tired and wanted to leave. Because my parents had thought i was sleeping over at my friends house, and not at a party with my boyfriend. That was when i saw one of my friends coming my way, which is when i grabbed her arm. She was breathing fast, I didn't want to ask the obvious, i just smiled at her. She didn't smile back, she just walked away. I saw my boyfriend coming in the same direction as her and walked towards him and told him i had wanted to leave. He looked at me like i was insane and walked away. I was about to go meet him again when one of my friends asked me if i was okay, i was confused and told her "why won't i be okay?" then she didn't say anything. I was really frustrated and tired which is when i went to meet my boyfriend again to tell him i had wanted to leave. It was really dark now, it must have been about 11pm at the time. I got to him again and told him i had wanted to leave, he ignored me which is when i told him again and again, until he said.. "Your friend didn't tell you? Me and you are through" if you ask me what happened next, i honestly do not know. Well basically it had turned out him and my so called friend who i had seen coming the same direction as him, who was breathing hard. The same one who had been advising me to break up with him, the same one who was supposed to be my friend. That's who he had been cheating on me with. And he had told her to tell me we were "through" it's crazy sometimes really, trusting someone and them doing that to you. Crazy. I don't talk to either of them.
- Anon
My Worst Breakup story
"Bros before Hoes"
- Anon
My Most Embarrassing Moment:
"She Said No.. Briefly"
This was years ago, I was in high school. I had liked this girl, and had planned with a close friend of hers on how to tell her. So one day after lunch, her friend took her to the basketball court, and told her to wait there for a while, that was till i was to show up (she didn't know that) So i met her at the basketball court and told her how i felt, and asked if she could be my girlfriend. Here's what happened.. She said No. Briefly. A week later she started dating my friend
- Anon
Diary of a wasted Teenager:
"My most Embarrassing moment"
Two things you should know
1. I was GONNNE. (Really drunk)
2. It was my Ex's favourite Tshirt
I was at my friend's party, it was her 18th birthday and her house is basically a mansion, so she had a party at her house. OH CHRIST, i drank.. and drank. This was all my friend's fault by the way, she had said "we need to have MAD fun today! It's my birthday, i don't want to see you sitting down, better get drunk you idiot" is actually exactly what she had said. Sad thing is that i hardly drink, and stuff. which is why she had said "I don't want to see you sitting down, you better get drunk". Even after she had said that i wasn't still planning on drinking. That was until i started having a goooooooooooooood time, i had a lot to drink honestly. God really decided to punish me because that's when my favourite song came on, i wanted to DANCE. i was already drunk then. I grabbed my bestfriend and then we started dancing, that was when my Ex had decided he wanted to dance with me. Yes, My Ex was at my bestfriend's 18th. That's because he knew her before he knew me. We started dancing, everything was great. Up until i vomited all over him.. Well all over his (i soon later got to find out his expensive tshirt) why wear an expensive shirt to a party? Why? i mean, you have to think ahead., bad things happen at parties. Yes, all over his expensive favourite Tshirt, let's just say after that he looked at me with so much disgust like "oh yeah, i think i remember why we aren't together anymore" Like it was my fault i got drunk and vomitted all over you. So yeah, it was embarrassing. So very embarrassing.
- Wasted teenager.
He asks:
"Why are you girls so hard to please?"
I liked this one girl, it had been a while. Her birthday was coming up, so I knew it was the perfect time to tell her how i've always felt. I decided to get her a present, figured it'll be easier to give her a gift while telling her how I feel. I got her a necklace that had her name on it (Don't think i had money oh. I didn't have money, i still found a way to get her the gift) Money i wanted to use to repair the screen of my phone, is what i had used to get her the gift, So she was having a party at her house, not a big party, just a normal party with her friends. I got there around like 4pm, her house was full. When i had seen her she was in the kitchen trying to sort something out, i hugged her and gave her my gift, telling her i really needed to talk to her. She seemed happy and said she'd come meet me in a few minutes, that she was busy. 10 mintues passed oh, i didn't see this girl, 30 minutes passed, i didn't see her, 1 hour passed! I went to look for her, i didn't see her. Walai, i was tired, i was already sweating, because people had already started dancing. How can i be looking like a vegetable seller when i tell her how i feel is what i was thinking. I had found one bathroom downstairs in her house, i entered.. two idiots were inside. I couldn't find another one which is when i went upstairs, i had never been to her house so i wasn't sure where i was going. I sha found one room and entered.. THE FIRST THING I SPOTTED WAS MY GIFT LAYING IN THE GIFTBAG I GAVE HER ON THE GROUND, I think i started crying. I lowkey wiped it off. Because i had walked in on her on some boys lap, I'm not sure what they were doing, because hearing someone had walked in seemed to startle them. She had looked embarrassed, me i don't know why. Shey was i her daddy? I just walked out without saying anything. MY house was not close to her house oh, but i still walked home. I got to find out the next week that the boy was her Ex, she had told me about him once, someone that obviously didn't give a f*ck about her, they had gotten back together. My gift, just laying there on the floor in her room is all i could remember. MONEY I COULD HAVE USED TO FIX MY PHONE OH. Up till now i've not still fixed the screen. I gave her necklace, and not just any ordinary necklace oh, i even put her name on it! Mehn, i don't understand why some girls are so hard to please. And why their so daft. It's not that girls fault, it's my fault. I should have just bought her Mr biggs rice
- Anon
Diary Of A Teenage Girl:
"Dumb Dumb Dumb Boys"
I was at a friends house with my friends boyfriend (Him and i were friends) The friends house i was in always had her house full at least every weekend, and this particular weekend i was bored, so i decided to go her side. Me i was just chilling you know, a couple of boys were playing Fifa in the other room, i think. I was watching tv alone in her room, i wasn't sure where my friend was. That's when my friend's boyfriend had walked in, I was still relaxed because me and him had grown close, we were cool. I asked why he wasn't playing anymore, My guy said he got tired, so he chilled with me and decided to watch tv with me. I was laying down on the bed, he sat beside me. It was about 10 minutes before this idiot did what he did next. He walked to the door and locked it, what was my own? I ignored it. (I wasn't being stupid, i didn't just think he was stupid. He was my friend's boyfriend remember) At first we were just talking, talking about random stuff. Up until he started saying how he knows i've always liked him, that he sees the way i look at him sometimes, that he knows what i want to do to him... All of this. I was confused. I must have been so confused that i didn't even move, because that's when this bastard had the nerve to lean down and kiss me. If i had the chance then i would have poured kerosene on him and set him on fire. After my brain had sent signals to my body, letting me know what the fuck was going on, i pushed him off. I never mentioned it to my friend or anything, i just let it slide. EVEN TILL NOW, he sometimes winks at me.
- Anon
And she's probably like..
Confessions of a typical teenage Boy:
I made a dog my wingman
So where i live can be so boring. DEAD is the word. So one day my neighbour (she's about 10 years old) got a new dog, the dog was a toy dog (those dogs that don't grow) So one day i was bored oh, as usual. I came outside, about to take a walk which is when i saw my 10 year old neighbour with one hot girl like this. I immediately walked up to them (as a bad guy uno) they were stroking something, i wasn't sure what it was, when i reached where they were i noticed it was my neighbours new dog they were smiling at. Basically i made conversation with the hot girl that was with my neighbour and found out it was her 19 year old cousin that had come to stay with her and her family for a few weeks. (I AM A WINNER. Is what i had thought immediately) after that day me and my neighbours hot cousin hung out alot. Basically after a while i got bored of her (This was a bad trait i had, or so people had told me) I needed to find NEW GIRLS! Me i had already realised that girls liked dogs, well the small cute types. So one day i decided to take a stroll, i had just left my house. That's when i saw about 2 girls walking opposite me. I was like "Where did these GIRLS COME FROM PLEASE" Because my estate had been so Dry. I obviously knew they either didn't live in my estate, or they were here to see someone or something, cause trust me, if you were hot and you lived in my estate.. I'd know. I quickly went to my neighbours house, and told my neighbours hot cousin (the one i got bored of, she was the only one home) I told her i had wanted to walk the dog. I took him, and went out of the house, ready to look like a fine sensitive boy walking his cute dog. As i approached the two girls, they both went "awwwww" (Ah, imagine how happy i was) so we all started talking, you know. Them saying how cute my dog is, me just giving them one sexy smile. THEN JUST OUT OF NOWHERE OH, that foolish girl, my neighbours cousin, comes and grabs the dog calling me a thief, just basically saying rubbish with her stupid accent. I wanted to slap her honestly, because if you had seen the look on both the girls faces. You could see they were feeling me before, up until the dumb girl came. I just gave her the dog and walked away after the two girls i was talking to casually walked away. Honesly, that girl must have been really pained that i easily got bored of her, and it wasn't my fault. Bitch was boring. Olodo.
My Most Embarrassing Moment:
"The Girl On The Basketball Court"
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My brother goes to play basketball at some park every weekend, so this one weekend i decided to go with him and this was because a boy i liked went to the park every weekend aswell so i tagged along. When i got there he was already there. Perfect, i had thought. So i walked past him about 10 times this boy didn't even move. He didn't notice me (What was annoying was, me and this boy had kissed before, and he apparently liked me. But i hadn't spoken to him in over a month, i thought he was ignoring me, which is why when i found out he played basketball at the same park as my brother i had to go!)I decided to do something, thinking about it now it was kind of stupid. I tried to make him jealous with some boy, rooting for him when it was his turn to play, telling him how good he looked and all that. I realised my crush was finally noiticing! Which is when i should have just stopped, but no. I continued. You know how in those movies when you see two couples in a basketball court, playing and looking all romantic, that's what i had planned to do (not with my crush, but with the boy i was using to get him jealous)which is when everything was going good, until i didn't know someone had passed the basketball to me (not giving me a head's up!) it went straight to my face, i fell down flat. I'm not sure what happened next, so bloody embarrassing! All i know is whenever some of my brother's friends come over, they say "hey! you were the girl on the basketball court who.." Who almost died is what they should say, and of embarrassment.
- Anon
I slapped my teacher's BUM!
So i was in a mall with my sister, we were about to leave cause we had been there for a while, as we got outside my sister had already started the car, as i was about to enter i thought i had spotted another friend of mine, i ran to go meet him, i got close to him. Which is when i slapped his bum. (It was something we used to do to each other) Which is when he turned around, but it wasn't my friend, it was my English teacher from high school! I wanted to die right there.
- Sam
Confessions Of A Teenage Girl: I Cheated With His Best Mate
My Worst Breakup & My Most Embarrassing Moment
Thinking about this is so painful lol. So a while back i had been dating this boy, He really meant a lot to me. But i had gotten bored of him at a point, which is when i started getting with his mate. I started hanging with his friend more than i hung with him (my boyfriend)Lol, i hate to admit this but i had so much fun with his friend! So one weekend, i was at his friends house, i had been at his house almost the whole day. I wasn't with him at the time, i was in his room. He wasn't with me. I heard the door which is when i stood up and walked out of the room. That's when i had seen him. My boyfriend. I remember i stopped breathing for at least 5 seconds. My boyfriend said to me, the worst thing anyone had ever said to me. I wouldn't get into that, but it was so hurtful. He broke up with me and left immediately. Before this happened (When i had walked in on my boyfriend and his friend i had being cheating on him with) When my boyfriend was still trying to wrap his mind around the whole situation, he had asked his friend what the hell was going on, guess what his friend said.. He said he had no idea, that i was crazy. That i was the one who always kept showing up at his house. What happened after that is another story, i almost murdered him for being such a liar! Okay, yes i was cheating on my boyfriend with this lying bastard. But why did he make it seem like i was the one out of the both of us who wanted it? At least have the balls to tell your friend what's been going on. I was so mad. Good thing my boyfriend wasn't an idiot. Up till now, he hasn't spoken to me or his friend. I know i deserved it, but oh well. My worst breakup (because of how everything turned out) And my most embarrassing moment
- Anon
Funniest Lies I've Told
- I once told this girl i was going through a phase, i told her i thought i was gay, just so i couldn't date her.
- sometime ago, i was really interested in this girl, honestly i was more interested in her body than anything else, but she was REALLLLY playing hard to get, when i already knew the type of person she was, kmt. Eventually i got tired of chasing her, so i just decided to lie.. I told her Wale (The musician) was my second cousin. i came up with that lie because i knew she wanted to be a musician. Now, i took a risk by telling that lie, because i mean who's that stupid? But, she took it all in. She believed me, and i ended up getting what i wanted. Lol, too bad she still thinks she'd be meeting "my second cousin" soon.
- Anon
Worst Breakup.
(I admit i had it coming)
So yeah in year 9 I had this girlfriend, she was a close friend of mine before but she was my junior yeah, while her sister was in my year(not in the same school), so I started going out with the younger one but it was low key even the sister didn't know. Then out of some sort of madness I went for the one in my year and she agreed(not knowing I was dating her sister) well everything was going fine, until their mother decided to seize their phones and well she went through their messages and she put things together and told them to both call, I fell for the trick and they both broke up with me and they both hate me.
Deji.
Diary Of a Teenage Girl:
Who are the devils?
What Size Tampons?
I and my best friend followed my mom out to the supermarket, my friend was sleeping over at my house which is why she tagged along. My best friend and i left my mom to go look at some magazines, which is when my mom yelled at the top of her voice "what size tampons would you like, regular or super plus". Not only did i want to die right there, but there was this boy i had been eyeing who has right behind me, i think he was even about to come talk to me, well, that was before my mom embarrassed me.
- Anon.
" Never feel too comfortable, if you stress your boyfriend or whoever he is to you, he'll get tired!"
The Day Her Father Found Out.
"A couple months ago there was this girl i liked who also liked me. The more time we spent together the more intimate it got. At the time she was a virgin but in the course of our relationship that changed. She was stupid enough to somehow let her parents find out and all hell broke loose. The next day i got a call from her dad saying he wanted to see me. You can imagine how i thought i was finished. We met by a train station and the man absolutely lost it. He started shouting at me, showed me a baseball bat he had bought in his boot which he previously intended to use to cause some damage. He carried on to threaten me and all this happened right in front of the train station. I don't think i could ever be more embarrassed to be honest, but later that day he called to apologise and said he was only acting in the moment but that didn't change the fact that it was the most embarrassing and scariest day of my life!"
- Ade.
Jack Daniels Or Nothing.
"So one day, I and the boys were just chilling nothing to do, no money aswell, but we had ride so we hustled up some money and went to a bar near my estate, we got there we could only afford beer (280 Naira) we couldn't be drinking beer as bad guys na, then we noticed everyone was drinking Jack Daniels. We asked the bartender how much it was, he said "580". We sharply collected one bottle, then as we were drinking it, it dawned on us we were drinking JACK DANIELS and there's no way it could have been 580 Naira, so we asked the bartender again, he said "5,800 Naira" Lol, me i almost fainted, we had to use all we had to pay. And one babe don dey give us eye before"
- Jeffery.
- Jeffery.
Snot-Rocket
"So i was going to see my boyfriend
at the time, i packed all the makeup on my face, so i was looking pretty. So he
was with a lot of his friends. That's when i sneezed and my face was covered
with mucus. So Embarrassing."
- Anon
My Worst Break-up.
"I was going out with this boy at
the time, I had heard he had been cheating on me, when i confronted him he
didn't even deny it, he just said i should remove his name from my Bio On
twitter, and remove his picture as my avatar. And he hung up on me. Till this
day we haven't spoken to each other. We didn't exactly 'Break up'. We just
stopped talking."
- Anon
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I Should have Kissed Him..
"There was this boy, he really was into me. He used to come over a lot of the time, especially when i asked him to. So, on this day he comes over, he tries to kiss me as he's about to leave but i cover his mouth with the "What the hell are you doing" face.. And ever since then, i think he got mad, and now he barely talks to me. I should have Kissed Him :'("
- Anon.
My Worst Break-Up Story
"I got dumped by this boy who immediately started calling me a liar, and other hurtful things. He really made a fool out of me. And he was my junior, so dating him boosted his reputation. But when he dumped me, it lowered mine, He really made a big fuss out of the breakup. Everyone at my school knew. The worst"
- Anon.
THE CRAZY STALKER GIRL
THE DAY MY BROTHERS FRIENDS SAW A VIDEO OF ME DOING THE NUMBER 2.
"Like, i was in the toilet and i wanted to, you know :$ The i was with my brothers Ipad, and i was making videos! (Randomly) LOOOL... And you know when you're doing the number 2 and you're trying to force it out, you tend to moan, So i got that on the video aswell. And for some reason i forgot to delete it.. My brothers friends saw the video! :( And anytime i see them they all start laughing and moaning.. Oh well, shit happens i guess. Lol, LESSON LEARNT! DON'T MAKE A VIDEO WHEN TAKING A DUMP!"
- Anon
My DO's for guys
- A shoulder to cry on is a Dxck to ride on, If she is TOO close to another guy. DO dump her.
- Defend your girl, It's okay for you to tease her. But not some other guy, Don't allow other guys tease your girl.
My Don't For Girls
- Don't stress your boyfriend
- Don't go snooping around on him or getting people to watch him, If there's no trust, leave.
- Nnamdi.
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My worst breakup story..
"I got dumped by this guy and then he asked my friend out and they both acted like i didn't exist. I mean, who does that? And everyone knew."
Anon.
My Most Embarrassing Moment..
" Hm. The day my friends Embarrassed me on twitter. The day a guy practically used and dumped me, And the day I was doing babe for some fine boys and fell down flat "
My worst breakup stories..
"You repeat Clothes. Your Forehead is too huge, you block my view sometimes" is what a boy said to me before i was dumped.
Funniest Lies I've said to my boyfriend..
"My slippers cut, I can't some see you"
- Anon.
The Story Of How I was Friend zoned.
There was this girl, from the first day she added me on BBM, I fell in love with her, so i took a step forward, we started talking. Morning and night, talked on the phone.. We had moments! And then we were to meet in the mall, and before that she knew i liked her, so much. She was my status, my dp all the time. She gave me signs that she liked me aswell. My head began to swell, seeing her she was one of a kind, Her bum was okay. same thing with her boobs. And then she was pretty! damn! As i said earlier she was one of a kind, In my mind i felt like i had picked the best fish in the sea, so as my sexual urge rose up, I ushered her to the cinema hall to watch a movie. And as i leaned towards her, holding her hand, and trying to resist the sweet groove, she said to me "What are you doing?" And i said to her "I'm just trying to have fun boo" And she said "Stop it, YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME" That statement brought down my self esteem, and i felt heartbroken, and then i could feel a cool sensation around me, that's when i could feel the tears in my eyes, And then i acted like nothing had happened, so shortly after i left the cinema hall, feeling all devastated and shit.Thereafter, a long time friend of mine came to me, as me and my friend were talking, she came out of the cinema hall, and then my friend walked up to her, And they started talking, and then before i turned my back they had both entered the cinema hal. I was stunned, to cover up and forget about my present misery, i went to a restaurant to get a drink and popcorn and went back to the cinema hall. As i waled up the stairs in the theatre, She wasn't seated on where she had been sitting on before. I sha settled down on my seat, To my left side i saw her and my friend KISSING! And having fun, i was suprised. And then the next thing that came to my mind was 'Jesus Wept' ALL MY POPCORN FELL ON THE FLOOR, I didn't care oh. I then walked up to both of them and said 'Ahnahn, So soon?' my guy smiled, and she looked embarrassed and guilty. One of the worst days of my life. Later that day, she called me and said she wanted to come over to my side. I was like 'sure, yeah'. So i invited her over, and then she came a few days later, thinking it was my time to shine.. She then apologised, and then it went down ;-) Guess i wasn't a loser Afterall.
- Anon.
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- "I once told a girl I had to dump her because my daddy said i couldn't date during IG's.
- Anonymous
" My don't in a Relationship.. DO NOT F'ing pester your boyfriend, boys DO NOT like that shit, If you're jealous just be straight with him because most times we boys don't know shit"
- Deji.
" My most embarrasing scariest moment was back in high school. I was dating a boy in my year. My best boyfriend till date. So cool, so calm, God fearing, Stingy lol. I still loved him, but then one day a teacher caught us kissing! Then i broke up with him because they had threatned to suspend us."
- Anonymous
LOOOOOOOOL. Well that's all i got in My Email today. Why don't i atleast share my Embarrasing moment with you guys?
I was in High school. Year 10 i think. My bestfriend at the time and I were playing in the classroom. We were dancing, twirling around.. all that. We were literally in the middle of the classroom, so all eyes were on us. Until my bestfriend mistakenly pushed me to the ground, and my knickers were on full view! (My skirt had gone all the way up. And to top it all off, My crush saw the whole thing. I was so embarrased. I didnt even wan to go to lunch. Fortunately for me, I had amazing friends, who helped me get through it LOL.
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ewooooo, hahaha, best and funniest part of the blog
ReplyDeleteThis section is too funny , amazing blog :)
ReplyDeletehii emm i have a question . im really still in love with my ex, but his like a hoe now lol. and gives around but we're like guys now. we speak most of time. he told a month ago he still had feelings but i think they are gone now. what do i do? and if we;re friends does that mean we were never in love
ReplyDeleteLol, i think every girl has been through this. Breaking up with your Ex and still being in love with him. Well, are you sure he hasn't been "Hoe-ing" around because he's trying to get over you? Because he still maybe has feelings for you and is trying to get over you by giving other girls? Maybe, possibly. Lol, you two acting like you're "guys" is obviously all pretend. Don't ever give up on someone/something you care about. + first, why did you guys breakup? If it was for a reason like, maybe he cheated or he was being a dick.. Then, maybe it's time to move on. But if it was for another understandable reason like, he was moving away or something, then yeah. You should tell him how you still feel. And that's to answer your question, tell him how you feel. Don't expect him to be all over you still. Prepare for the worst. Because no matter what happens atleast, you know you tried, and that's good. And the fact that you guys are still friends just shows that you two were VERY much in love. Most couples that breakup never speak again. But the fact that the both of you still built a friendship after your breakup? Just means you two still love eachother so much you still want to be friends. Talk to him love. You never know what might happen! + keep me posted? I want to know how it goes ;)
DeleteLool I was in tears reading all those stories, really funny and insightful , this blog feels different from the others ..... j'aime le blog ;)
ReplyDeleteLe booty maestro ;p
Awwn...I could relate to these experiences. Pls keep them coming.
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