Lol, this is one of the plays from Barney Stinson's PLAYBOOK.
HOW TO DO DA NAKED MAN.
1 Figure out the girl or guy that you want to perform the play on.
2 Hopefully you are already on a date with or at least are having a conversation with this person before you attempt this. If not, it's kind of creepy.
3 Make up a clever excuse to go back to his/her place. (To use the bathroom, make a phone call, place to chill until your room mate gets "done".
4 Once you're back at their place and the target leaves the room, strip down completely naked (and yes everything)
5 When the guy/girl returns and sees your goods, they will either be so outraged by your forwardness and throw you out or they will be enthusiastic about your confidence for laying it all on the line, and they will sleep with you. "And it is on..."
No comments:
Post a Comment