5 plays from Barney Stinson's PLAYBOOK.

So a few days ago i posted one of Barney Stinson's Plays from his PLAYBOOK. ( The Naked Man) Now, i'll be posting 5 out of his many plays!

1  THE OTHER JONAS: 

Lol, everyone loves the Jonas Brothers. Dress up like a Jonas brother and then walk up to a girl, talk confidently about going on tour with your other brothers. And then when she asks what tours it is you've been on, you say you're related to the Jonas brothers. Barney Stinson says this works all the time, at least 70% of the time, because most girls would want the fame.. and fortune.





2   THE ONE WEEK TO LIVE:

You don't talk about what illness it is you have. You just display some symptoms, to the woman you're planning on banging, till she asks you what's wrong, Then instead of telling her the truth  (that you want to get into her pants) you tell her “You've only got one week to live” before saying that your ultimate dream before dying is to “share the intimate company of a woman.”



 3   The Hot Dude:

This is the easiest play out of The Playbook. All you need to do is be reaaaaaaaaaaaally attractive (Like trey songz) and then according to Barney, “have sex with chicks.” The end, and apparently it’s 100% successful — If you're really hot and good looking



 4  The Billionaire:

This play gives you something to work for. It has two easy steps.

1: “Get a billion dollars.” And then
2. “Sleep with women.” Barney swears this will work with a 100% success rate and it attracts “any woman throughout space and time”


5  THE FIREMAN

All you have to do is tell her you're a fireman, and Barney says to make this work, get a Dalmatian!




(Gotten from different episodes from How I met your Mother, Buy the playbook Online at Amazon.Com!)